10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine