10 Random Poker Quotes

in the poker game of life women are the rake
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from