10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."