10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Welcome to kicker school
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe