10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Poker is for loners.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword