10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.