10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.