10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.