10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen