10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.