10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.