10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"