10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!