10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon