10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear