10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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