10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers