10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger