10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"