10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant