10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer