10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Fold and live to fold again
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz