10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.