10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.