10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword