10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs