10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson