10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- if u play for the thrill u are ill