10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it