10 Random Poker Quotes

I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.