10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."