10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Fold and live to fold again
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown