10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha