10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike