10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker is for fat, American losers.