10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant