10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]