10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "No river, no fish."
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth