10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "No river, no fish."
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts