10 Random Poker Quotes
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- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword