10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike