10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe