10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels