10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.