10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Fold and live to fold again
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.