10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth