10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz