10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Welcome to kicker school
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.