10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)