10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.